Prego
Me & My Main Man <3 ^_^ (Taken with instagram)
Family members are just that: Family Members. They hold no promise in life. At the end of the day, God is still there. Thank God for Jesus, man. Only God can love unconditionally. Real talk.
Me: Why am I still single? Brain: You’re weird as crap. Body: You’re fat. Face: You’re pretty ugly too. Food: Don’t worry, I’m here for you.
Me & Rich [= (Taken with instagram)
“I wasn’t that drunk!”
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“Dude. You picked up a little mexican girl and yelled, ‘Dora!! I need your map to get home!’”
Happy Sunday, guys :]
Love, Jewel
Do me a favor. Turn into Sonic and speed up to May. My body will thank you.
Love, Jewel
Most adorable monkey in the world <3 (Taken with instagram)
